Ched

1. Noun. A large glass bowl piece of a bong, filled with marijuana and/or tobacco, that is intended to be smoked by taking one single continuous hit/rip of the bong.

2. Verb. The act of smoking the entire contents of the bowl piece of a bong in one single continuous hit/rip of the bong.

3. Verb, past. Very high on marijuana and/or tobacco. (Chedded)

Origin: Originating in Montreal circa 2015 from the acronym C. H. E. D. meaning "Clear Hits Every Day", a slogan encouraging the daily binging of marijuana and/or tobacco. A "clear hit" was understood as the smoking of the entire contents of a bong's bowl piece, usually marijuana or tobacco, in a single hit of the bong. The act of performing a "clear hit", with aspirations to do so daily, became known as "hitting a ched" and eventually "chedding". There is no relationship between this term and the word "cheddar" or any other kind of cheese.

1. John: Dude, are you coming? We have to go!
Jack: Yeah, I'm coming. I'm just gonna hit this ched!

2. John: Dude, are you coming? We have to go!
Jack: Yeah, I'm coming. I'm just going to ched!

3. Jack: Woah! What happened to Maria?
John: Oh, she was just super chedded! She hit too many cheds and she needed to lay down.

1. John: This bowl piece is so enormous! It's going be so hard to hit a ched!
Jack: I bet you'll be super high though! C'mon man! Clear Hits Every Day!

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Ched

A Fart

“I just ripped ched.”

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hung ched

That feeling the morning after an epic night, a mixture of headache and accomplishment.

Bro, I was so hung ched after that banger Saturday, but it was epic!

zipper-ched

noun. A chedder (a mojado who dresses up in country western outfits and drives big trucks) who is half chedder and half Asian, i.e. half zipperhead.

Joe was dating a zipper-ched.

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ched hucker

A ched hucker is a baseball player who throws super fast

Damn MVP is a ched hucker

Ched Bar

ATM Machine / Cash Point.

Yo Pan, let's rock on down the Ched Bar, bitches don't like dudes with no cheds eh!

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Jordan Ched

A bootleg and gay version of the original Jordan.

Guy 1: Be careful of Jordan Ched! He is a fake of the original Jordan.. If you talk to him you'll be considered gay..
Guy 2: Yeah I heard.. He the gayest dude around right?..
Jordan Ched: HEY!! WANNA PLAY SOME LEAGUE?