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When PMS reaches a critical fission point resulting in a total emotional meltdown of the PMSer and a poisoning of their surroundings so bad that any cohabitators must immediately flee the scene.
Chris: Hey Tom, could you let me in to the office? I left my keycard home.
Tom: That's not like you. What happened?
Chris: Oh the wife went hormonal chernobyl this morning and I skedaddled without cellphone, card, and lunch.
Tom: That's tough man. Spot you for lunch?
Chris: Dude, much appreciated.
Tom: Bros before hos man.
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Michael Paganis. Royally fucked up in every possibly way mesured by the tools of man and Born in Russia. A teenage mutant ninja turtle gone wrong.
"Paganis; you fucking Chernobyl Baby!"
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A condition affecting 1 in 10 that can be directly aportioned to the Chernobyl disaster of the 1980's. The condition affects all sufferers differently but the most common affliction is a bulbous, horrid looking, small toe that can make even the strongest individual recoil in horror.
Oh my god that is one disgusting Chernobyl Toe
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A person whose ass emissions are so toxic as to be deemed radioactive.
Man, that stinks, you've got a really bad case of chernobyl butt.
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A massive orgasmic rave dance, that requires extreme head thrusting skills.
Did you see Austin, he was totally doing the chernobyl child to kyle.
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A mixture of Cocaine, MDMA, Meth and pop rocks/
Kyle: Yo man, wanna go get fucked up?
Marco: I don't know man, only if it's a Chernobyl Reactor.
Kyle: Oh fuck yea!
Sexual act during which man uses various stimulation to bring the woman to the very edge of climax. As she is teetering on the edge he inserts his control rod and she explodes with orgasm.
Dude: Hey man, I did it with my girlfriend chernobyl style. Her reactivity went through the roof and she spilled graphite all over the bed.
Man: Dude, get help.