Chitting

The act of cumming and shitting at the same time. (Pronounced Kitting)

I'm Chitting all over the place!

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chit

the word you use to if you have a sudden urge to hit someone with a chair (secretly)

i wanna chit her

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Chits

can be used in place of any insulting phrase, or can be used to describe an "asshole" instead of cursing out loud. Can also be used to describe the male genitals.

"That guy pisses me off, he's such a chits to everyone."
or
"That ball bounced right into my chits!"

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chits

Child tits..
Usually inverted and small.
No large bumps

That little girl had the biggest chits i've ever seen!

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piece of chit

1. see John Kerry
2. stool sample

1.) Muffy, I do believe the Andersons shall be selling their villa in Tuscany now that Mr. and Mrs. Piece of Chit have moved next door. Oh pshaw!
2.) Homes, that lady doc is whack. She asked me for a piece of chit. WTF?

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Chit Chat

n. Popular Brit slang for vapid, meaningless chatter or polite "warm up" conversation before you get down and do the serious shit, be it a meeting, sex etc.

"Blah blah blah blah yada yada...bl-"
"Cut the Chit Chat and get your clothes off."

Or...

"How's Maria and the girls"?
"Fine, thanks. OK, let's cut the Chit Chat. You're fired."

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Rainbow Chit

Slang for what a military member gets when using 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' to get out of military service by being or pretending to be homosexual.

'Hey, did you hear? Jake got out with a Rainbow Chit.'
'I didn't know Jake was gay.'
'He's not. But the Captain doesn't know that.'