Chord Whore

Chord Whore refers to any band that only strum chords in their songs. Most usually, they play the same chords over and over again. This term is often said of bands such as nickelback. The lyrics are simplistic and mentally handicapped just like everything else related to the band. Simplistic and minimalistic are often confused. Minimalistic has reason behind it. Simplistic, in music, is a lack of talent.

Boy 1: Did you hear that new nickelback song on the radio.
Boy 2: Yes, and it sucked they played the same three chords over, and over again with no talent damn Chord Whore's.
Boy 1: Watch me play the song on my acoustic!
Boy 2: F U I'm going to listen to Far Beyond the Sun and Evil Eye by Yngwie Malmsteen.
Boy 1: *strum strum stum* yeah i did it!

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Octave Chord

A power chord with the 5th note taken out(the middle note). A musical note and it's octave played together. Frequently played on the A and G strings to sound high-pitched. Used very much in Leftover Crack, Choking Victim and No Cash's music to make up-beat high-pitched riffs. A very good example of these chords in a song is the intro of Ever And A Day by A.F.I.

E- Guitar tablature for a D# Octave Chord
B-
G-8
D-x
A-6
E-

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Quarter Chord

Inserting the penis into an orifice until it reaches quarter length, the center of pressure. AKA "just the tip"

Example 1
"Bro that sloot could only handle quarter chord!"

Example 2
Bro 1: "Did you put it in her butt?"
Bro 2: "I only got to quarter chord before she passed out."

Xyphos Chord

Refers to the chord sound from the song Mechanical Machine (a.k.a. Soulless 2) by ExileLord. It's memeable because of it's shortness and sound. It's also referred to as "BEW".

Clone Hero player: "hmm today i will play Xyphos Chord"
Xyphos Chord: BEW

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Jazz Chord

1. a chord with it's root on the bottom, the seventh, major 7th, or sixth as the second note. The rest of the note are above those 2 notes.
2. any chord you don't know

A7 jazz chord
1, flat 7, 3, 5, (A,G,C sharp,E)

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Aero chord

Alex Vlastaras or Aero Chord, is a Greek electronic trap producer and master in producing trap music

Without Aero chord, the world would be a morose place

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ma chord

this term bascially means mother fucker

your dad is a ma chord!

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