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wen you decorate your penis in a Christmassy fashion and proceed to fuck a girl anally.
I want to dirty Christmas tree.
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an expression used to describe a type of weed that is really, really green and can get you extemely high,usually refers to cali or dro
last night i smoked some christmas tree weed.
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The raunchiest sexual position in existence. Some believe it to be a myth, like woman's rights.
Guy: What's that smell?
Other Guy: Silly, this is the spot where Thomas Jefferson performed an Iron Christmas tree upon a slave. Back in 1802.
... Didn't you see the sign?
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Really long and dirty ass hair which has been braided and has dingleberries hanging off of and around it.
Her ass is so hairy you could make an ethiopian Christmas tree.
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When you finish jacking off and the cum soars up into the air and land on your pubes and have it hang there like snow on a Christmas tree.
-Yo I just bust a nut and I've got a white Christmas tree.
-At least you dont have any dingleberries.
When a bunch of guys make a human Christmas tree by standing in a circle and hanging ornaments from their genitals.
Hey bro I heard you went to that gay club last night.
Yeah it was awesome I got drunk but for some reason my dick hurts.
Any chance you participated in a gay Christmas tree?
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Hey are you almost ready for Christmas
Yeah man almost got my my Virginia Christmas tree set up
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