chrome dipper

Someone with lots of money who is willing to spend all of it, even to the point of bankruptcy, to outfit his/her ride with chrome.

Yo man, Johnny's sucha chrome dipper, his momma ain't got no place to live!

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Ghetto Chrome

An adhesive tape, usually duct tape, used to secure gas tanks, trunks, doors, upholstery, steering wheels, speakers, radios, CD players, 8-track players, etc... of a beat up old car or hoopty.

The pimp couldn't sell his girls because nobody would buy from a hussler with a ghetto chromed hoopty.

Latoya wanted to pimp her ride, so she used ghetto chrome to hang her disco ball.

Chrome

Chrome can mean anything you want it to mean

I just chromed that that salad my dawg meaning i just just made love to that fine young lady over there my friend (Salad means woman)

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Wisconsin Chrome

Duct tape. Named for likelyhood of being used for automobile repairs.

Johnny's car look's like crap ever since he lost his fender in that accident. I've never seen so much Wisconsin chrome in my life.

chrome knob

When a male ejaculates on the nipples of a female

Parker gave Ashley Chrome Knobs last night.

we chrome

used in defining a team's performance in sports. We are shiny. We are strong. We are protective.
We win because we chrome.

The New York Giants 2022 team motto: We Chrome.

Chrome Zealot

A believer in a vaperware operating system designed by an advertising conglomerate front to a government project. These zealots claim their roots in a rarely used member of Web 2.0 technologies, the Chrome internet browser. The browser origins derived from a CIA scheme to gather intelligence on consumers using spyware to predict market swings, binge drinking at urban raves, rises in online discussions of conspiracy theories, trends in the porn industry, and communist activity in the far east. These believers, found in universities, wear the traditional rainbow colored suspenders indicative of the clan, and greet each other with the phrase “epic fail” followed by a rubbing of the left elbows. The FBI, perpetually suspicious of the CIA tricks against American citizens, invested millions in investigating the browser’s intelligence gathering activities but abandoned the case when cult membership dwindled to several dozen members. As the FBI director put it before the senate intelligence committee, “what can you expect from commi’s turned capitalists…it’s a total piece of shit. It serves the CIA right for putting Russians in charge of the project. It’s an epic boondoggle, a violation of the constitution, and a waste of money. The money would be better spent on electric mini-bikes, proving Joe Biden is Jimmy Hoffa, and a wax museum showcasing the late J. Edgar Hoover estate’s rare collection of pantyhose, corsets, and early twentieth century braziers.”

"No, I couldn't view the video you sent me. I'm a chrome zealot."

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