Chump metaphore for a dick, actuall definition
Short, thick piece of wood :D
i discovered this when a friend sed they liked the word chump and i wanted them to stop using it, now i can't stop
Person 1- Hey
person 2- yo monkey chump
Person 1- ewww monkey chump
Person 2- haha u sed monkey chump
Person 1- ur sick
Person 2- i can't help it!
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1. A person who is the lowest of the low and has no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
2. Someone who can be easily tricked and derided by a wittier and more attractive male.
That Kim O'Brien is such a chump
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Nickname for a particular type of person that makes you laugh and makes you wish you could shrink them into your hands and carry them around all day.
Hey, chump! Get over here, so I can pet you and feed you while you tell me funny stories all night.
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A person that oes something hypocritically and gets called on it.
"Will you all fucking shut up, we're gonna fucking get in trouble!" he gets in trouble for yelling "That's right, chump."
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a chump is a person completely devoid of humour, social skills, and has poor body smell. Chump best describes Aidan Price
Chump: Aidan Price, the killer of prostitutes
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Name given to a girl with no boobs, just two random lumps where they should be.
Chest+Lumps=Chump
Dylan: Hey man, look at that girl over there.
Spence: She doesn't even have any tits. They're just...lumps.
Dylan: Yeah, what a Chump.
Spence: Riiiiiight.
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Once in a while, for whatever reason, a rectreational drug dealer, even the most reliable and friendly ones, will make the deal fall through on purpose. This is to let the customer know who is the boss, and is usually passive-aggressive. It really can be disappointing and frustrating.
Boy, I really got chumped today by my rock and roll doctor. He said he had some lebanese blond in hand, and he said it fell through after I drove for two hours to get it. Oh well, at least I have this swagg.
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