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To have sex with a girl on the beach, stop mid-stroke, dip your dick in the sand, and put it back in.
"Wildwood was a great time. I even gave my girl the dirty churro! She couldn't walk for two days!"
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When you cum on a mexican and then roll them in sand.
I got so mad at that mexican bitch that i turmed her into an angry churro.
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After you have been at a sandy place for an extended period of time and your junk becomes covered with sand.
"Get your hand out of your pants!"
"Sorry, man, I've been at the beach for a while and I've got a bad case of Churro Dick"
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When a man is receiving oral sex, the partner will stop for a brief moment to put on a blind fold, durring this break, the man will then dip his genitalia into a vat of butter and cinnamon, after doing so, the man will suprise the girl by skull fucking her to oblivion.
Harry said he was blue balled the other night, he gave Stacey a surprise churro the next night.
I heard Mike gave Thomas a surprise churro.
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Sex on a sandy beach and the man dips his dick in the sand prior to intercourse, and the woman is OK with it.
'We went at it on the beach and she WANTED sex dirty and sandy . So as I got hard and she made me wet and dipped me into the sand before mounting my churro. This was a Consensual Churro'
Pink churro is a reference to a penis in the same way that pink taco is a reference to a vagina.
You just love the pink churro, don't you?
Licking whipped cream out of someone's asshole.
I gave Tara a real nice Churro Sundae last night.