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Cassandra Claim

Named after the Greek prophetess. A way of saying β€œI told you so” or to remind people not to complain to your ass about shit because you warned them all about the problems you saw coming a mile away.

I filed a Cassandra Claim when you hired his dumb ass so don't start in with me. I told you he was a sticky fingered shifty bastard and you still hired him so it’s your fault that he stole over $9,000 worth of stock.

I’ve got a Cassandra Claim on your boyfriend cheating on you, Beth, because I warned your ass that I saw his car parked in front of the porn store just about every night on my way home from work.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

18πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Claiming palin

The act of claiming victimhood after contributing to a problem and being called out for your participation.

He disrupted the class and wasted our time and now is claiming palin and expecting sympathy and support from us.

by RustyCannon January 12, 2011

44πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


dick claim

When a single male has options within a group of females and is limited because one of the females is overtly being territorial and β€œclaiming” him.

β€œkeke hit me up to meet her and her friends at the bar. I was going to get with her friend but it was obvious by all her texts and her being up on me that she had already put in the Dick Claim before I arrived.

by Papi chino August 14, 2018

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


claimed by bulk

a protoplasmatic "challenged person" (fat person) whose body has been 'claimed' by a mass of useless "bulk" , usually from a poor diet and/or lack of exercise. this is considered patriotic here in america, where " fat is where it's at !"
individuals from most countries around the world are HORRIFIED when they see the bulkers here !

(emperor's new clothes alert!) : in a politically correct world, despite the opinions of most doctors, "bulk" is now seen as 'normal' !!

can also be used as: 'claimed'

seen jan lately ? no, have you ? yes! , she's now claimed by bulk !

lauren, once quite a "package", now claimed by bulk !

he looked like farmer brown's pig named sloppy! , claimed by bulk !

she let herself get 'claimed' ! it was seriously SAD !

by michael foolsley November 20, 2020


stake a claim

To pursue or declare something as though it is your own regardless of actual rite of territory.

"Regardless of the conversation subject, individuals talking, or knowledge of the issue, Ryan would perpetually stake a claim of discussions and soon dominate the rapport."

by Sleightflow December 9, 2012

16πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Baggage Claim

Newly dating someone with issues. Bringing emotional baggage to the table.

Oh you mean her? Yo Derek went straight to baggage claim son!

by turbo911 May 15, 2011

19πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


claim to flame

When a man says something that is of an undeniably homosexual nature which leads you to believe they may be a flamer.

M: "I love having a Tom Collins with lime while I watch Bicentennial Man, i makes me cry every time"
R: "Jeez dude, claim to flame."
or
M: "Check it out guys I can swallow an entire hot dog!"
R: "Gross, claim to flame"

by plain old marshal December 26, 2011

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž