The ultimate Cleatus, When Cleatus just isn't enough.
That guy is just such a freakin cleat monkey.
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When you look 30 or 40 years older than you actually are with wrinkles, baggy eyes etc.
"Damn, that nigga look like a boiled rugby cleat"
When someone in there 20s looky super old like in their 50s and shit.
"Damn, that nigga look like a boiled rugby cleat."
What to do when a chick looks like a linebacker.
Dude, your chick is mean looking, throw some cleats on that bitch.
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Someone who sleeps with Baseball players
Watch out for the cleat lickers lining up.