Man Cleave

When guys wear their button up shirts open to show thier hairy chests.

Tom Selleck as Magnum PI has epic man cleave!

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cleave-dar

the phenomenon by which the eyes of heterosexual males automatically focus in on the cleavage of a woman, if only for a brief moment, as soon as it enters their field of vision; a combination of the words cleavage and radar

"Dude, I'm sorry I was looking at your girl's tits, it's just that my cleave-dar was acting up"

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Dropped a cleave

Used to describe when a girl has worn an article of clothing which reveals significant cleavage.

Damn! Did you see Kelly today??? She really dropped a cleave!

Dropping Cleav

When a woman is intentionally flaunting her cleavage.

She was dropping cleav to seduce her date.

Cleave Machine

A machine commenly used to pick up women, Slags and Prostitutes
Can not be controlled after gaining momentum
Runs purely on the Vaginas of young women, useualy inoccent young women

"Oh god shes walking like a cowboy after the Cleave Machine Gave her a Bouque"

"Ladys you better watch out... the Cleave Machines coming to get you"

"Are you a robot? No! im a Cleave Machine Baby!!!"

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cleave drip

any remnants of edible substances deposited in or around the cleavage area or on clothing covering said area

What the heck did i cleave drip on myself?
What is this wretched cleave drip?
Ummm...do I have cleave drip?
This cleave drip is making me uncomfortable.

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cleav speak

The deep vocal tone produced by putting one's face between a pair of relatively large breasts and talking.

"I was motorboating my girl last night and tried to talk dirty, but it came out in cleav speak. Totally killed the vibe."

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