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Clemson Claw

gripping sexpenetration technique where the thumb stays completely stationary, while the other four fingers are free to roam.
Designed specifically for taming cougars.

Bro, last night I almost got totally dominated by a cougar.

What did you do?!!

I gave her the clemson claw, now that pussy is tame.

by lvdman June 8, 2012

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Clemson Bama Fatigue

The condition of football fans getting tired of watching the same teams (Bama & Clemson play every year in the college football playoff. Also known as program envy. Particularly affects inferior football teams, fans, players and historically underachieving programs like the South Carolina Gamecocks.

I can't take it anymore! I have Clemson Bama fatigue again.

by Oculusprime January 5, 2019


Pull a Clemson

To have 4 or more straight 10 win seasons. To not lose to anyone outside the top 10 for 4 or more years. To be a consistent powerhouse. To repeatedly beat SEC teams.

Ohio State just "Pulled a Clemson" in the playoffs against Alabama. pull a clemson

by Blark35 August 4, 2015

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Clemsonized

when your almost GF goes to some big name college and stops answering your texts even though you are just saying hello

Grant: Have you talked to Sarah recently
Talon: I snapped her, but she left me on delivered for a week, opened it and still hasn't responded. I think she's been clemsonized

by taliwagster November 16, 2021


clemson bluecock

The act of a girl giving you a rock hard boner and then saying "Ehh" much like Blueballs

"Tracy gave me a Clemson Bluecock the other night"
"Damn dude that sucks, I hate when my woman does that"

by SEKhero January 12, 2016


Clemson

A sucky football team

Clemson is dog water

by Poopy but hole 420 September 6, 2022