Jigsaw Client

A "hacked client" for Minecraft .

Scrub: What Client are you using?
1337haxor: Jigsaw Client
Scrub: 1v1 me nigga
*1337haxor wins!*

Thin client

Another name for a small weiner.

Brian pulled his thin client out of pants,

Stutter clients

Stutter Clients are people that make you want to say "Did I fucking stutter"

Coworker: "That seemed like a long phone call"
You: "Yeah, had to tell them when our next available was three times"
Coworker "Fucking Stutter Clients"

Client Mod

cumcord

bro cumcord is the best client mod in the world

lost client

When a 34-year-old woman is slightly inconvenienced and yells at the poor worker before telling him he just lost a client like it matters

Karen: YOU WONT GIVE ME THIS BLENDER FOR FREE BECAUSE ITS TWO WEEKS AFTER BLACK FRIDAY THEN YOU JUST LOST A CLIENT

Worker: and…

Lost client is the definition of thinking that the world revolves around you that this multimillion dollar company will die without your imput

Cynical Client

The #1 Minecraft Client, made by Hippo(a.k.a IYoshiMC). It legit wacks ZeroGay, Sigma, and every anticheat on the planet.

Hey! Did you hear Cynical Client b69 is coming out?

FDP Client

one of many free liquidbounce skids that is actually pretty good at bypassing crappy anticheats like verus (every client bypasses it after all)

cheater 1: bad aura lol what your client
cheater 2: fdp client
cheater 1: lmfao

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