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Porn clog

When you watch so much porn that your device stops working

Why is your iPad so slow?
It’s got a severe case of Porn Clog

by Toppstyle January 30, 2019

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


clog wog

Australian Slang for Dutch immigrants.

Look at that dirty Clog Wog!

by zappaisgod December 12, 2005

64πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Nog Clogs

A sexy man with a big penis. Nope just kidding! He is a guy who talks about Death Grips and goes to Walmart for no reason.

"Who's the redhead head kid at Walmart, he is such a Nog Clogs"

by Giovanni Is a sex offender December 8, 2020


Dutch clog

When you are having relations with your partner and you place your entire foot in their anal cavity

"Dave why you limping?"

"The other night I hurt my foot giving Edna a Dutch clog!"

by Phonejackson September 4, 2016


Clog fever

Inability, usually predominant in the black and latino community, to find a blonde with blue eyes unnatractive, no matter how butterface (or just plain fug in extreme cases) they may be.

DeShawn caught clog fever when he went to Michigan, that ho that he be tappin ain't even got no grill, brotha!

by Kimkom April 11, 2010

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Fob Clog

To accomplish a Fog Clog it require both skill, timing and an element of luck.
A fob clog is when both participants of the fobbing, release their fluids at the same time, and a 'clog' occurs in the recipients throat.

At this point its like a stalemate, however, unless extremely skilled, the recipient is likely to expel the fluids over the 'fobber'. If a skilled fobber is at work, they might be able to pull out and avoid the fluids.

However, be warned, a novice 'fobber' should not attempt a Fob Clog unless wearing old or unwanted clothes, as it is a very difficult and unique skill to acquire.

''It was crazy, I was Fobbing this drunk chick the other night and I totally Fob Clogged her up and I didn't know what to do, cause I usually Fob Win''
''So what did you do??''
''Well I sorta stayed there for a second or two, then pulled out and dived out of the way...!''
''Did you get covered??''
''No I got a little on my shoe, but avoided most of it..!!''
''Well played!! I've heard thats pretty hard!''

by FobMaster_2010 March 24, 2010


sweedish clog

a ronchy insult similar to skankwhore or slutface

stfu you stupid sweedish clog, youre nothing but a hoe.

by donttrip1234567 June 1, 2009

16πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž