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A milk chocolatey candy bar full of peanuts and fuck, nougatey fuck.
Looks like someone was watching Dane Cook. :)
It's amazing how a little ball of lint can turn into a cluster fuck. (Or plural cluster fucks)
Man: Hey watcha got there?
Woman: Oh it's a new candy bar
Man: What's it's name?
Woman: Cluster fucks!
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A military term applied to a disorganized gathering of service personel, often times at the entry of a military building or common route which obstructs or hinders passage of other personel.
"We can't get into the barracks. There's a cluster fuck in the way."
"Get in rank you maggots. This is a total cluster fuck."
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Bumper to bumper traffic moving at a snail's pace. A bar or club where there's hardly room to move. A jam packed subway train.
"Can't even get to the bar to order, it's a total cluster fuck"
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Used in the military when shit is going bad or something is majorly screwed up. Usually accompanied with a load of additional profanity, and if possible, physical confrontation.
"The right flank met with heavy armoured resistance, what a (add multiple expletives) cluster fuck. Where was that intell we were supposed to receive?"
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A cluster-fuck is when a half dozen guys fuck another dude in his asshole.
I got cluster-fucked in the cadet showers this morning!
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An impossible situation that causes much frustration but often is unforseen. These give a person a headache when simply thinking about resolving one.
When you invite three girls to a party and try to hook up with all of them, then you have a real cluster fuck on your hands.
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Bush Administration and FEMA's responses to American hurricane disasters in states of Louisiana
and Texas in 2005.
Recovery efforts in Louisiana after hurricanes Katrina were
the living example of a cluster fuck.
Evacuation efforts in Texas before hurricane Rita are
another fine example of cluster fuck.
Sadly, the world enjoys watching America cluster fuck itself.
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