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A condition that occurs as a result of living in and around so much miscellaneous debris and detritus (AKA clutter), that it becomes impossible to see the object you’re looking for. Symptoms are exacerbated when said object is nestled in the mess, right in front of your face. The worst symptoms of clutter blindness seem to peak when the missing object is small, easily recognizable, of great value and/or importance, especially when you could swear to Christ you just had the goddamned thing a second ago.
wanted to go out with you guys really badly, but I spent the whole weekend suffering from clutter blindness. I was searching for my grandmother’s engagement ring, which is very valuable, shiny, important, and I desperately needed to find so I could propose to Jennifer. Luckily the clutter blindness briefly lifted after a week of searching and I was able to see that it had been on my coffee table the entire time, nestled amidst a collection of Snapple and 2-liter bottle caps, various writing utensils, two full dinner services worth of flatware, and the two sets of keys I already lost this year the exact same way, and which yes, I was coincidentally looking for! Thank you so much for asking!
The neglected maintenance of the vaginal region on one who has “let themselves go”; hairy, odious, and often acquiring lint in the bristled curls.
“Bro, last night at the 90’s party I met this lil shawty rocking the cutest cam toe in some neon spandex. We hit it off, right. Get back to my place, where we start making out. One thing leads to another, I pull them spandex down, and I swear it was like a horror movie. We talking cunt clutter so bad: dingle berries all in that shag carpet covering her snatch; I thought I welcomed a sewage plant to start processing out my apartment!”
clit-butter: the word for vaginal smegma
When I ate her out there was so much clutter I considered getting some toast to spread it on.
Something that is unused and disorganized.
"BTW for something to be "clutter" it has to be unused and disorganized. Nothing in my studio qualifies. There's methods to the madness."
All parts of the human vulva excluding the clitoris.
Yeah, they didn’t know what they were doing. They thought they were hitting the spot, but there were just scratching the clutter up with their hangnail.
Someone who hoards things
Savanah Luke
You don’t need more things you’re already a clutter bug.
The accumulation of a mess in one’s home due to COVID-19. Often caused by a depressed state and the knowledge that no one will see the mess anyways.
“Hey, good to see ya. Sorry about the mess, I’m still working through the covid clutter.”