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the best drink that ever existed and everyone on this planet should drink. everyone should drink coca cola because it is so great and the taste is so amazing. also don't forget to use code Raulxz when buying coca cola.
I bought Coca-Cola and i used code Raulxz
A nasty ass drink that sucks dirty man balls but everyone seems to love.
Every one and there mother including jasmine loves Coca-Cola even though it sucks dirty man balls
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Coca-cola is the Devil's piss.
Coca-cola rots teeth and causes gastric problems.
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American company currently killing people in India with its new factory, by draining all local water supplies and dumping polluted residue next to surrounding villages.
Coca-Cola kills people in India. And also turns people into fat bastards.
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1.Christina Aguilera Beverage.
2.Salty soda drink with cocaine in it.
No wonder so many of my friends drink Coca Cola! It all makes sense, now!
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A nasty soda that taste like chalk. A highy crosive soda that can disintegrate a nail, and even a t-bone steak. in a matter of days. Also causes Osteoporose. Also refured to as croke-a-cola, joke-a-cola, and corsive cola.
Man: Give me a coca-cola.
Bar Tender: Here, this is all I've got. *Hands man a Pepsi*
Man: I said coke!
Bar Tender: I said this is all I've got!
Man: what kind of place doesn't have coke?
Bar Tender: Go to McDonalds of you want a god damn coke.
Man: *tries Pepsi* Wow! This is really good. I'll take 2 more please.
Bar Tender: You got it!
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