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Noun - a clumsy delinquent with no sense of presence outside of their own consciousness. In summary, their brain is so mushed and senile, that they spend their days eating green crayons under the impression that it resembles the taste of an apple.
Its origin derived from the early 14th Century, when Peter of Siena stubbed his toe and used the word in aggression to the rock.
"You absolute cockwombler"
"Don't be such as cockwombler"
"Your mum's a cockwombler"
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Being cockwombled Is often referred to as meaning the same as gobsmacked for example
When Shirley told me she was pregnant I was absolutely cockwombled
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An idiot that ignores all advice
Look at all the cockwombles in the beach ignoring the lockdown
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When a man dresses up in a wobble outfit and only his cock is hanging out and he has sex with someone.
"so how was sex with Jim last night?"
"it was so bad he totally cockwombled me!"
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The ultimate worst type of insult to be used to describe a person who believes themselves to be so self important that no one else even matters. To be called a cockwombling thundercunt you have done something so unbelievably selfish to truly piss someone off and even worse you dont even realise you've done anything wrong.
Hey, that Phil is a right selfish cockwombling thundercunt!
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King cockwomble is the king of all cockwombles. Donald trump is the current king cockwomble.
I can't believe America chose king cockwomble.
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