when something is so serious its seriousness is compared to a delicious chocolatey cereal, which is by itself already pretty DAMN serious.
"I just stole money from my sister."
"Dude...are you serious?"
"More serial than cocoa puffs, BIZNATCH."
Person 1: hey man, that guy is crazy!
Person 2: haha yeah, he looks like he's a few froot loops out of a cocoa puffs box!
When one smokes marijuana with their asshole.
The frat boys at Georgia Tech always participate in Cocoa Puffs during rush. Think I’ll go to Louisiana Tech instead.
The act of “inhaling” marijuana through the anus.
The frat boys at Georgia Tech always do Cocoa Puffs during rush. Fucking queers.
When you place cocaine on your partner’s sphincter, and then you put your nostril up to said sphincter; and your partner farts the puff of cocaine up your nostril.
After we scored the blow, she asked if I wanted a cocoa puff?
When a person gets triggered by something into losing all self control and exhibits irrational behavior in front of others.
Stacey saw Kiley give Austin a smooch and went cuckoo for cocoa puffs.
When you shit 30 tiny pebbles the size of Cocoa Puffs
I’m feeling constipated but all I’m doing is dropping Cocoa Puffs.