Norm Coleman

The dogged pursuit of a hopeless goal, with utter disregard for a preponderance of contradicting evidence and mounting public distain.

(Shortened form: Norc)

Dude 1: I can't believe my brother is still trying to be an olympic swimmer.
Dude 2: Really, isn't he incontinent?
Dude 1: Yeah man. They banned him from the pool. But every morning he keeps trying to sneak in.
Dude 2: That's weak. He wasn't even that great of a swimmer to begin with.
Dude 1: Yeah, the team, the coach and especially the janitors hate him more and more every day. There's no point in continuing this. He's really pulling a Norm Coleman.

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Coleman Francis

Lousy B-movie director from the 1960s, most well known for his three movies The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961), The Skydivers (1963), and Red Zone Cuba (1966). All of the films are known for their terrible quality in both poor acting and the lack of an easily explainable plot. Coleman was also known for having cigarettes, light aircraft, coffee, and shoot-first-ask questions later shootouts from the police in his movies. The three were also all featured on the 1990s cult television show Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Coleman Francis played Griffin in Red Zone Cuba, a man who always wanted money, but settled for looks.

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Coleman

A person that steals from his friends, cheats on his girlfriend, lies to everybody, guilt trips and throws a temper tantrum when he doesnt get what he wants, plays girls until he gets what he wants, and will go nowhere with his life.

Drew is a Coleman

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jessica coleman

a retarded person

your acting like a jessica coleman

Gary Coleman

The one urinal, always located at the far left or right of the line of porcelain pee-ers, that is significantly lower than the other urinals.

"All the stalls are full, Junior, but you're tall enough now to use the Gary Coleman."

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Tevin Coleman

The absolute fucking walking Chad. But not until his Ex roasts him on Urban Dictionary does he calm down and becomes a middle age English peasant.

Girl 1- That guy is such a Tevin Coleman! He is so cool!
Girl 2- No he’s a Tevin Coleman, the brake-up made him a loser, now he’s a Roblox Kid.

Coleman Effect

This is the phenomenon that occurs when you you are carrying socks, drop one, and then drop another one whilst trying to pick up the first one.

I the Coleman Effect while i was doing my laundry yesterday.