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A common phenomenon arising at Colgate University in which the attractiveness of the opposite sex (see: intelligent females) is extremely skewed, which often leads to disastrous results in combination with alcohol.
Colgate Student: "Dude, I hooked up with the hottest girl last night."
State U Student: "No way. Show me a picture on Facebook."
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State U Student: "Dude...that looks like Hilary Clinton with down syndrome."
Colgate Student: "Fucking Colgate goggles."
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A man deficates on a woman's chest, then tittyfucks her. She opens her mouth so that he can, in effect, brush her teeth with his "filthy tooth brush."
When my grandma gets drunk, she occasionally pays the local paper boy to give her a filthy colgate.
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A female that uses a toothbrush to masturbate.
"Dude, I was on WickedCamChat last night and saw this fat colgate queen just going at it with an electric!"
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A dormitory full of sexy people.
Girl 1: "Where do you want to live next year?"
Girl 2: "Near Austin Colgate because all the sexy people live there."
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A kiss after one of the participants has just brushed their teeth.
"He kissed me last night, right after he brushed his teeth. It tasted horrible"
"Minty eh? That's a colgate kiss for you"
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Official safety school of Bucknell University
Colgate University is home to kids like "Colgate Raiders" who spent 45 minutes writing and editing his UD entry which bashed schools that are better than Colgate and he clearly couldn't get into...he also has a baby penis and 3 friends.
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When you kiss someone on the Colgate Unoiversity Campus, it usually leads to much more than a kiss, but eventually ends with a kiss.
How was your Colgate Kiss last night?
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