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Colin is that boy you grew up with that smelled like string cheese and had a Dutch Boy haircut and undescended testicles
Chad: "Oh shit, that Colin has da bangs"
Preston: "I'm sure he's got an empty hammock too".
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Usually a sexy boy who is good with the girls and has an abnormally large dick. Every girl loves him and thinks he is funny. Mostly they have brown hair and brown eyes. Fun to be around and is amazing in bed with girls. Barely any Colins are gay. Mostly tall thin and athletic.
(Girl1) Colin is so hot and athletic!
(Girl2) I know I want him to ask me out.
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What is a Colin, Colin is one of the most amazing people you will ever meet in your whole entire life if you ever have a colin in your life make sure to keep him he is amazing there when you need him loyal honest not really sexual but in a good way he is sweet, kind, smart, all of the above and he will buy you things when you ask he will bring you on dates and treat you well if you're dating him he will bring you flowers to your door he is amazing sweet thing you will ever meet our little guy or whatever kind of colin that you have but my Colin is my best friend I can't even you use words to describe him he is just oh my God I just love him so much as my best friend he's been there for me the entire way he's been there for me when I was at my worst he's been there for me when I was at my highest he's been there for me every step of the way and I don't know if I want to admit my love to him or just keep it as friends because I feel like if I do do that then you know outbreak will come but like oh my God he just has he's sweet his dimples his face is so chubby and again if you ever get a Colin in your life make sure to keep him!
Omg there a Colin go ask him to be your friend he will help you trough what ever you need and be there with you every step of the way
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The hottest and funniest person you will every meet. Always has a huge dick and is a sex machine that will steal your gf. Although around his closest friend his humor may be a little bit retarded, he will always be there for and he will never let u down. He uses he humor to mask the fact that he is constantly confused but not worried. He also looks like a fit but athletic person but can actually destroy you in a fight. Most of the time he will care about animals more than people but he will always be there for you when you need it. He might be a sex machine but in the end he is someone you won’t regret dating and is just a nice guy.
I can’t believe ur dating Colin, ur so lucky.
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Colin's are usually the scariest people you will ever meet and you'll never know it. They always have a plan to kill everyone and especially those who mess with their friends. Colin's are typically tall and musically gifted, very self concious but yet prideful. They never stand for bullshit and are stoic, hard to offend and undoubtably kinky and loyal friends. Keep Colin's on your good side, because if you don't you're screwed.
"I got into an argument with Colin today."
"Oh man you're fucked!"
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a guy i think is cute, funny, sweet (im gonna stop here before it gets gay and mushy), about as white as white gets and even though he was a virgin, he was better in bed than most people
some random chic: OMG your dating Colin?
Colin's girlfriend: Ya.....
some random chic: your so lucky... i wish i could sleep with him...
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As someone named Colin people may stereotype me as a musician or singer. But that’s not true most of us play lots of video games and are loyal at heart. And feel that it is our duty to help those in need and struggling with issues of others or themselves. One thing for sure not to do is make us mad/angry because most of our kind could kill you on site. Thought we may have issues of our own we are kind and love everyone around us unless your mean to us then we will hate you. Forever. So next time you talk to one of us please don’t stereotype or talk about us behind our backs, because even if it’s me you may hurt someone else’s feelings that way because then they may not trust you anymore.
Friend 1: Dude Colin dropped (insert name here) on his back with one movement!!!
Friend 2: Holy crap no way!!!
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