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Colorado is known for its ascending ski lifts, but the Colorado Cropduster is a special treat that can be given on any crowded public escalator: all you need is a healthy fart and a crowded escalator. The gift-giver gets on the escalator and while walking up it, lets out a steamy fart for the unassuming people behind him. The fart and the smell ascends with the gift giver and all of those behind him have to walk up and through the smell as it slowly hovers and ascends to the top. Even those who are not walking up the escalator and are just stationary still have to toil through the smell as they slowly ascend to the top.
Dude, I rode the subway to work today and pulled a Colorado Cropduster as I ascended up the exit escalator. The smell hovered and at least 20 people had to walk through it to get to where they were going. How about that for a special morning treat!
A term used to to define an extremely sore bottom.
When a person has some sort of Ass pain (Aspen) it is termed as Colorado.
Bob: What's up with you man, you are walking all funny
Murray: I ate a really hot curry last night and it totally scorched my ring
Bob: Ooooooh that sounds bad, is it sore?
Murray: Yep, serious Colorado!
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Name for a March-May Blizzard, one day it's nice, sunny and 70 degrees, the next day it's a white-out. The weather bitch slaps your brain, and makes it difficult to concentrate, among other things in Colorado that are already distracting you, for example, legalized Marijuana.
Man, I was going to go for a killer climb, hike and bike today, but we've experienced a Colorado Bitchslap, so I'm going to do nothing, except watch my car experience a Colorado Carwash.
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A quick sexual act, originating in Aspen, CO, that consists of taking off many layers of clothes or ski clothes and enjoying the magnificent views and penetration. This can happen in many places, but the gondola seems to be the optimum choice.
Maddie: Did you hear Alma and Steve just left for a good old Colorado Quicky, I hope they enjoy the views!
Joe: Yeah, but they're in for a bumpy ride; the gondola's getting a little shaky in the wind.
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When someone has not consumed alcohol or narcotics, but has consumed cannabis (as cannabis is legal in the state of Colorado).
I had a great time at the concert last night, no hangover because I was Colorado sober.
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A sexual act in which, just before the man ejaculates, He lights the womans pubic hair on fire, Then extngiushes it with his fire hose of cum. Saving the day as as a firefighter.
I put out her colorado wildfire last night.
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The most boring place to live.
Falcon, Colorado doesn't even have a Taco Bell. Only place to hang out is Walmart.
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