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The act of dropping a deuce into a used coffee filter, rolling up the concoction and using it as a dildo.
Each morning after his cup of coffee, Juan Valdez would drop his fudge dragon into the used coffee filter and feed his wife the columbian sausage.
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When you have intercourse with a woman, before climaxing you pull out and ejaculate onto her chest. Let the ejaculate sit until dry and then have the women use her fingernails to scrap it off onto a hard flat surface. Taking a razor blade scrape up the ejaculate until finely granulated. Then seperate into one or two lines. Roll up a hundred dollar bill, then have the woman inhale it through her nostrils into her respiratory system.
"Esther had a columbian cocktail courtesy of Max last night."
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When a person sprinkles cocaine on another person's butthole which is then expelled with a fart into the first person's face as they inhale. (Inspired by RL/BL)
The stripper said she would only do a Columbian Cropduster for $40 if she could take a line first.
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The Columbian VCR occurs when a man, often desperately in need of sexual release and his hand just doesn't fulfill his sexual fantasies, until the point where the man lubes up his cock and thrusts it into his old VCR because he can't get any actual pussy. And in this act his penile growth gets stuck inside the VCR and so he has to try the eject button which fucks up his penile shaft, and eventually has to call the paramedics to remove his penis from the mechanical abyss of the VCR, in hope that his shaft is still intact.
(Guy) Im pretty horny, and the bitches just aint coming my way, so i think im going to try something new to spice things up tonight. { * Inserts dick into VCR * } Oh yeah, thats nice!!! Oh, shit!!! My dick is stuck. { * Calls Paramedics * )
(Medic) Hello, please state your emergency.
(Guy) Oh man i was doing a Columbian VCR and my wand is caught in my chamber of secrets if you know what i mean, oh shit!
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Another term/word for cocaine.
No, thanks. I'm not hungry. I just had a Columbian steak.
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When you cum on a girl's arm in a line and make her snort it.
Dude, I gave Jenny a columbian surprise last night and it's still up in her nose!
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to snort a line of cocaine off of an erect penis.
They went out, and the night resulted in her performing a columbian hotdog upon him.
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