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bad comedian

1)Someone who is a huge poser and tries to act like something their not.

2)Someone whose bad at telling jokes.

1)When white people wear big chains and puffy jackets thier bad comedians becuz white people cant be black.

2)Tom Anderson was trying to take up the occupation of a comedian for a living but his jokes were so bad that a crowd of frustrated spectators at a comedy fest beat him to death. I'm glad he died.. he was such a bad comedian

by mj July 7, 2004

4πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Sit-Down Comedian

A term coined by Hanley to characterize her mother Amy; the worlds first sit down comedian. Essentially, a sit down comedian is a true talent, pound for pound, whose beauty, witticisms and jocularity outweighs their body mass.

Comedy can be compared to that of bacteria. Its misuse and overuse leads to a significant loss in its effectiveness. A Newer, stronger strain must evolve over time in order for it to live on. For that reason, it’s inevitable a mutation of some kind will arise for it to become more resilient. In this case the β€˜supersatire’ was sit down. Which proved to be highly infectious. :P
The idea was born when Amy was faced with the challenge of performing whilst standing. The performer saw no choice but to replace the comical aspect of stand up with sit down comic theatre, Putting a new happy fat face on comedy.

"I hear that sit-down comedian Amy is Notorious for eating doughnuts while performing on stage"

by 112Amzz October 1, 2011

59πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


oliver graves comedian

Oliver graves is a Gothic comedian who first appeared on Americans got talent. I'm his #1 fan btw. He is the most important person in my life he is a queen.

Oliver graves comedian : Ellie I know you want to go live with me but I want to give other people a chance.

Ellie/me: STRAWBERRY JAM I'M BRITISH!

Love you oliverrrrr

by Oliver graves #1 fan Ellie July 20, 2020


Try-hard Comedian

A person who tries way too hard to make a joke, but ends up making an ass of themselves. On occasions, they'll bring up memes from 2009 and call them relevant.

Get a load of this try-hard comedian. He's such a jackass.

by Ireallycan'tthinkofaname December 4, 2020


Sit-Down Comedian

1. The literal meaning of a comedian sitting down as opposed to standing up when making jokes.
2. Quite the opposite to the former, and not widely used, yet is important: somebody who is SO bad at making jokes that you just want to tell them to sit down and stop.

1. Person A: I wanna be a sit-down comedian one day.

Person B: What's that?

Person A: Literally just sitting down and being a comedian.

2. Person A: I wanna be a stand-up comedian one day.

Person B: Ha! With your dead jokes I think you should be a sit-down comedian!

by RealTalk97 January 14, 2017

7πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


stand down comedian

A professional, on stage in a comedy club, who suddenly understands there is no humor in our predicament, nowhere he can take us that is any more absurd than the facts, and walks off.

Oh, he had material ... Mexico building a wall to keep Americans out... Ivanka's first act as president, pardoning her imprisoned daddy, children dying so the school cafeteria staff could return to work... but he saw that we had fallen beyond the reach of laughter. He was finished, a stand down comedian, and others would silently follow.

by Monkey's Dad July 15, 2020


Play on Words Comedian

A non-comedian person who tries to be funny by playing on words. Tends to reuse jokes that worked the first time over and over again.

Play on Words Comedian:
Picks up a battery and asks "what's the charge?"

by John Linden October 25, 2006

29πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž