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Not has such an uprising of racism, hatred, stupidity, misspellings, and other such reprehensible behaviors been seen since the founding of 4chan in 2003. Allegedly a mini-forum, so to say, to give video watchers a place to criticize, discuss, and comment. What can effectively be called the "comment section" on YouTube is truly devoid of anything redeemable in nature, where commentators seemingly try their damnedest to do anything but comment, criticize, or discuss. Reading YouTube comments on a video relating to politics, religion, stereotypes, and the like, will often compel those curious enough to let their eyes dangle at the mosh pit of insanity to wonder what has driven most of these people to achieve such great failure.

The comment section on YouTube is truly despicable, mainly due to a lack of moderation by the staff, video owners, and etcetera. True, the occasional intelligent person will seemingly slip through the waves of unintelligible jargon that YouTube renders endlessly, but they are often rare, like finding a lonely message in a bottle, floating among the waves in a sea of urine.

YouTube comments are vile in nature because, naturally, if you give man a mask of anonymity, he will show more of himself than he would anywhere else.

by Tekkenfreek234 December 30, 2011

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YouTube Comments

The YouTube comment section is a lot like Yahoo! - you scroll down and wonder why a simple video on how to chop an onion without crying has endless discussions on the nature of religion and reality, and the current government administration.

The problem with many users who spew out their unfiltered stupidity on YouTube videos is that they seriously believe they have the answers to everything. These exceptional individuals are very good at finding something to get angry about in the most innocent passing remark and are looking for suckers with whom they can β€˜debate’.

β€œI got so many angry youtube comments last night just because I said I liked cats even though I think dogs are cute.”

by TauKitty June 4, 2018

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Youtube Comments

In theory: A section of the video hosting website 'Youtube' where people may comment on and rate videos uploaded by users.

In reality: A complete annex of reality where factual accuracy, literacy, mutual respect and general good will are almost completely devoid. The closer a video touches upon religion, national identites and race, the more ludicrous and profane the comments section will be.

Common inhabitants (and often combatants) of this inhospitable environment are:

Zealot the Cleric, Professor Know-it-all, Professor Wiki-it-all, Armchair Activist, Keyboard Patriot, xxxEmoKidxxx, Blatant Illiterate (aka The Child who was Left Behind), Raging Homophobe, Capt. Conspiracy Nut and Sir Lastword of Ihavenojob-shire.

Person A: "You know, I really despair in humanity sometimes."

Person B: "Have you been at those youtube comments again?"

by Yonner December 31, 2010

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Fairy comments

Mean comments with a twist that are hella funny

This hits differentπŸ’•πŸ§š β™€οΈβœ¨ in a domestic abuse kinda wayπŸŒΈπŸ¦‹πŸŒˆ (fairy comments)

Bullying is never okπŸ’œπŸ’‹πŸŒˆ except this onceβœ¨πŸ¦‹πŸ§š ♀️

by hm26 May 20, 2020

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fairy comment

a comment that is supposed to be hurtful but the writer uses a fairy emoji to make it funny.

Make sure to hydrate πŸ§šπŸ»πŸ’«πŸ’—and keep your head under the waterπŸ˜πŸ’«πŸ§šπŸ»πŸ§šπŸ» is an example of a fairy comment.

by urbandictionaryqween July 9, 2020

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Riley Comment

A sexual comment that goes too far or is extremely weird. Usually the comment makes the rest of the audience feel very awkward.

Susie: Jane is so pretty

Tom: yeah I want to put my penis inside her and feel her warmth
Susie: wow that's a Riley comment....

by Gurl88 October 25, 2013

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comment out

To disable lines of code in a program by surrounding them with comment-start and comment-stop characters.

This means that the code written inside the comment-start and comment-stop area will be treated as the programmer's comments and will not be run.

We commented out the last half of our program to make sure that the first half was working.

by inane5 July 4, 2005