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Having sex with your holden commodore. Basically you stick your dick into the fuel tank, rub it and the car will absorb your cum like It's petrol. It's the best form of weird sex if you have no girlfriend.
person 1: I had commodore sex last night and got trashed!
Person 2: What?
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Australias very own car, a car that is reliable and easy to fix and has been the staple of Australian automotive history since 1978. If you think your crummy ford falcon is better than anything on the road (especially Commodores) you're wrong. You're not an Australian made company as your parts are imported from the U.S, your cheap plastic interiors break all the time and look like the back end of a donkey, spark plugs fail all the time, Head gasket oil leaks, failing alternator, major oil leaks, power steering pump fails within the first 100,000 km, Exhaust sounds are horrific and not to mention your dodgy A/C. Yes, our Commodores may have issues here and there and most of our engines are Chevy motors but General Motors bought Holden in 1931 hence why to that reason. The only reason why you own a ford is that it is overrated, cheap, bland, most of your cars are in famous movies and are sold all over the world. Holden is exclusive to Australia nowhere else.
I'm a proud Aussie to own a Holden Commodore.
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Fastest commodore out there. Ford owners don't like them because ford owners love it how their poxy little fords have no room, or shoul it be classed as just enough room for them their boyfriend and both their needle dicks.
That SS commodore just ran a 10, yeah typical
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By far the most overrated home computer in history. Basically it was used by so many people for the same reason Windows XP is - they didn't realise there were better alternatives.
The Commodore 64 is crap.
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Basically, what a bad boy would get leaning over a desk looking out over the carpark.
The bed's an option for a softer minded fellow.
What's she needing from the hotel's bathroom, am I about to get pegged by complimentary hairshampoo?
Oh wait, it's a COMMODORE SEX ACT, OH SHIIIIIIT!
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The "commodore" (a sex act) is where the female enters the male from behind with a warm wash cloth.
Tina gave Raymond Raymond Quentin Smuckles a commodore sex act at the hotel. Ray was a nice boy and wanted his commodore on the bed, whereas a nasty boy would get HIS commodore over the desk, looking out over the parking lot.
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