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When a group of people snort cocaine and pray to their dieties.
Hey man, you coming to the cocaine communion later?
Yeah, for sure! Just send my the address!
The worst insult you can ever use. If you use this you can kill the person in a matter of half a second. Not only can it kill the person but can kill his/her family in a few seconds after it killed the person on which it was used on. DO NEVER USE THIS INSULT.
carl- your mom gay
Nick-no u
carl-ur dad lesbian
NIck-no u
carl- ur granny tranny
NIck- no u
Carl- ur grandpap a trap
Nick-no u
Carl-your family reunion is a gay communion
NIck-*Fucking obliterated, the family dies*
Credit: My friend Anthony made it
This sacrilegious shot is a close cousin of the ladder shot.
Do a shot of red wine and chase it with a piece of bread.
Would Jesus do the Communion Shot? I believe so.
Communal aka Collective Community Communion not necessarily Religious in any way whatever.
The new Garden Food Forest Surburb* movement was accompanied by an equally new and somehow 'familialar'* communional spirit of collaboracy* in all 'Kinds' of lifestyle
A workout done inside a chapel by Catholic priests. This was first done by SFC. Fr. Roger Stainglass when he's preaching a sermon. It mostly consists of three exercises called "God Squats", "Lord Lunges", and "Jehovah Jacks". Usually they are done in three or four rounds in quick succession. A circuit of this always ends by kneeling on the prayer bench and saying one Hail Mary before the next circuit begins. Stainy does this in the mornings before the early service. So if you want a religious workout that will really perk you, try a Communion Circuit - it can't hurt you! Stainy Stainglass said so!
Stainy: Hey Bryant, you feel like some exercise? Let's do our Communion Circuit. I need some stretches.
Bryant: Sure! Gotta have those warm up exercises now. I love these!
Stainy: Okay! First one, lets do some God Squats. (he stands in front of the prayer bench and squats down) Easy. Now hold it too long. Just stand there until it starts to burn.
Bryant: Wow! Good one. What's next?
Stainy: Next up is the Lord Lunge. You know how we priests kneel on one knee? You do that and then you quickly stand up again. That's the second part of a Communion Circuit. (he does a Lord Lunge to show Bryant)
Bryant: What's the third part?
Stainy: The Jehovah Jack. You jump up on top of the prayer bench and you do a couple of jumping jacks. Then you jump down and pray a Hail Mary. And then the circuit starts all over again. Great workout, huh?
Bryant: Yes, but after you do it is there a stretch that you do?
Stainy: Sure it is. The Saintly Stretches. Here, hold my hand. How, stretch all the way up into the sky. There sweetie. That's it. Communion Circuits rock, don't they?
Bryant: They sure do! They wake you up. I love doing these. They're better than Knee Mail!
A side project by one of the most talented and gifted musicians of this era: Steven Wilson. Some of his songs are used in some Porcupine Tree songs. For example: The song "43553E99.01" was used in a Porcupine Tree track called "Lips Of Ashes".
Man 1: What are you listening to?
Man 2: I'm listening to Bass Communion
Man 1: Oh really? Isn't that a sophisticated side project by Steven Wilson?
Man 2: Yes, yes it is
Commonly used by spanish speakers that speak English, it is referred to as the literal translation of "¡hostia!" (keep in mind that it is referring to the expression for suprise and not the host itself). You can use it in basically almost situation where you want to express suprise, admiration or anger. You can also put the word uncle in to give it more of a spanish authenticity.
1. Communion bread!!!! Carlos!! I haven't seen you in so long.
2. Communion bread bitch uncle!!! I been stuck on this one question for an hour and I still can't solve it, I SHIT ON EVERYTHING THAT MOVES!!!
3. Communion bread!!! Ana got the highest grade in the exam, my móm!!! she's amazing, is just that I'm flipping uncle.
4. communion bread, did you not understand anything?