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"When someone wants to be in a relationship with a specific someone but good dingly darn it they need to smash on the way to said person"
“I really like him but I think I’m not ready to settle down so quick so looks like I’ll have to be in a commuted relationship.”
When you walk of shame so often, it becomes routine.
Matt: Have fun on your walk of shame!
Anna: Are you kidding me? This is my morning commute
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arm bent in permanent 'c' shape from constant holding of cell phone to ear, ie: medical condition
there are a lot of cases of that commuter claw beginning to appear...
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(n.) 1. A lengthy drive from one's residence to their location of employment, like the distance a stripper drives to the strip club, where she works, to avoid encountering any friends family or associates and revealing she's a stripper.
Since switching offices, Tommy's drive to work has become a stripper commute.
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A backpack specifically designed to carry clothing pre hung , crease reduced like a pannier.
Highson sports ltd - Suit commute
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Drinking too much at happy hour and then attempting to drive home.
Example 1:
"I hope the cops dont pull me over after these shots of Jamesons while I'm doing the Irish commute."
Example 2:
Heather: "Joseph, why is the car in the front yard?"
Joe: "I did too many car bombs at O'Rileys and did the irish commute."
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Pussies who don't stay at school for any number of reasons. They will never fully appreciate the college experiance.
Commuter students are pussies.
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