When you fuck someoneβs shit covered asshole with an uncircumcised penis leaving dick cheese and shit on the penis
Dude 1: Bro sheβs a freak and it was awesome!
Dude 2: What happened??
Dude 1: She gave me a Southern Coney!
Anal sex with a person who is suffering from a bad case of diarrhea. The diareah must be so bad that any movement, even a slight cough will cause shit to splash out. Even when there is no movement the anal cavity will still have a slight drop of liquified pooh leaking similar to that of a old faucet that has a drip. When you insert your penis (hot dog) into the anal socket it becomes covered in loose pooh (chilli) and white toilet paper bits (onion) thus creating a Detroit Coney. Technically it is not complete until fully removed from the anus. Once removed mustard is applied and the receiver sucks the penis clean.
That couple is fucked up. When Amanda had the stomach flu Addison gave her a Detroit Coney. I almost puked when she showed me the vid!
4π 5π
When you shit a hot dog or sausage size turd followed by a saucy like shit covering the top. Best seen when using a European toilet.
Roy: Oh man I dropped a Coney Island in your toilet
Lisa: Eeeww I'm your girlfriend why are you telling me this?
Dante: Oh man these European toilets are whack! I just dropped a Coney Island and I saw it up close!
11π 19π
pooping of a girls chest and the tit humping her in the breast area.
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An extreme power blumpkin utilizing the chemical reaction of Mentos and Diet Coke.
Ingredients: Mentos, 1 liter bottle of Diet Coke, enema bag, surgical glove, KY jelly, a willing female participant
Step 1: Use a Mentos as a suppository (surgical glove and
KY jelly optional)
Step 2: Proceed to fill your enema bag with Diet Coke
Step 3: Gentlemen, start your blumpkins!!!
Step 4: As climax approaches, insert enema wand and squeeze
bag converting blumpkin to power blumpkin.
Step 5: Take cover. (Due to immediate chemical reactions
that will ensue.)
Step 6: The enema bag having mixed with the Mentos should
fly out of your sphincter and jettison around the
bathroom like a cyclone spewing a geyser of soda
and fecal matter.
"Nicole's parents disowned her after they found that their house had been hit by the dreaded Coney Island cyclone."
(Her boyfriend had Taco Bell for lunch earlier that day.)
34π 5π
A used condom, usually found floating in the water.
83π 18π
The main gang in the novel "The Warriors" by Sol Yurick who have to get from the Bronx back to Coney Island, their native turf. The gang itself consist of 7 members ( possibly more, but only the 7 are named) by the names of; "Papa" Arnold, "Uncle" Hector, Bimbo, Lunkface, Hinton, The Junior, and Dewey. Out of the seven, only 4 make it back to Coney.
Guy 1: "Yo man, I was readin' The Warriors today and dem Coney Island Dominators are the sheit!!!"
Guy 2: "I would take you more seriously if you would talk normally."