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Standing over your opponent's bed while you shove cookies into your mouth and chew voraciously, spreading crumbs throughout said opponent's sheets.
I hated his online persona so hard that I went over to his apartment and cookie monstered him hard.
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"Yeah she's cute, but her shit stinks."
"What? How do you know?"
"I gave her a Cookie Monster last night"
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a cookie moster is a person who smokes crack cocaine
Fred turns into a cookie monster when he has any money to spend.
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When you take a fat hit from a bong filled with milk and inhale the smoke through a cookie in your mouth
Bro I went to Haley's house and did a fat cookie monster
on a college campus, one who invites members of the opposite sex into his or her (usually her) dorm for sexual favors. When caught by an RA, the person will say they were eating cookies as an excuse.
That slut was such a cookie-monster.
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The beautiful blue monster from Sesame Street that was sadly murdered by the veggie monster. He is best known for his large consumption of cookies (usually chocolate chip) and the way he eats them. When someone is a cookie monster, then they eat cookies and say "Om nom nom nom!" The health department killed him and replaced him with the Veggie Monster because they didn't want kids to get fat. Like they aren't already.
Friend One: "Om nom nom nom!"
Friend Two: "You are SO the cookie monster!"
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Describes the act of anal sex followed by cuming in the ass followed by the women turning around bending over, spreading her cheeks releasing the skeet onto a cookie and then eating it like the Sesame Street Character "Cookie Monster"
Rusty turned that girl into the "Cookie Monster"
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