The act of saying something so stupid it defies belief and the laws of physics simultaneously.
Me: "So i heard Matt had you running around, trying to find a bag of steam the other day"
Guy: "Yer"
Me: "Haha you're an idiot"
Guy: "Well in my defense the coffee machine makes steam"
Me: "......."
Me: "What a cooperism"
a down to heart kind of guy, even if he is a little annoying at times, but he just wants the best. really cute, and funny personality. can be really sensitive and protective, but cooper's are just empathic
A barrel Maker
Cooper - n. - a person whose work is making or repairing barrels and casks (Webster" New World Dictionary). Cooperage, from same source indicates it is the workshop of or work done by a Cooper.
Today, the profession of the cooper is synonymous with the wine and spirits industry where the cooper assembles casks and operates machinery that builds barrels.
In much the same way that the profession of smithing has produced the popular English surname Smith and the German name Schmidt, the trade of cooperage has also given the English name COOPER
cooper is someone who is quite average at life but still manages to beat his brother. You know what they say each brothers more retarted than the other
A sexy beast nobody wants to mess with
Oh, look at that Cooper
To give a cooper is to be sitting in the front seat of a car while feeling up someone in the backseat of the car. Preferably while their best friend is driving.
The other day my friend was coopering a chunky charms on the way back from the bar.
An unusually beautiful, short, and super cute young female.
1)...Wow, look at that cooper. 2)...I hope the cooper will be at the club tonight. 3)... Cooper alert!