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the act of scraping the yeast infection off your girls pussy and smearing it b/w her boobs and titty fucking
oohh yea baby this corn dog sure feels hella good
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having sex with your girl while she has a yeast infection and sticking your dick in her mouth
Man, my bitch was smellin funky last night, so I gave her a corn dog.
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When you take a corn cob from the outhouse and use it to ream your chick, because you drank too much moonshine and can't keep it up.
"Sweet mercy, Klem, I done got so shitfaced off that New Hampshire Hooch, I gave yer cuz--my sister--one grade-a Franconia Corn Doggin'!
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More commonly known as unicorns. They're a group of introverted horses in a cult that wear rainbow colored corn dogs taped to their heads. The reason why we never see them is because their religion is against all human interaction and once they do contact humans their corn dogs are taken away and they're forced to live as normal horses. So basically a conspiracy theory about the existence of unicorns.
Corn dog horses might just be the best conspiracy theory of the century to be honest.
A penis that has been covered entirely with cocaine powder.
That coke head sheila at the club last night couldn't get enough of my colombian corn dog.
A time when you're naked and wrapped in nothing except a cover.
Bro ever night before bed I get corn dogged up.
Man I corn dog every where I go
I wish I could just sit back and corn dog
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The sexual act of vomiting on a man's penis while giving it a blow job.
X: Can I please give you a Moldy Corn-dog?
Y: Ewww, no way!
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