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A fictitious colonel who attempts to persuade (and extort) the listener into purchasing corn. Colonel Cornelius Cornwall makes his appearance in a video published by Slimecicle on December 5th, 2018.
"From the earth Colonel Cornelius Cornwall rises, and to the earth he one day will return."
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From the earth I rise, and to the earth I will one day return.
What's up, mothershuckers? My name is colonel cornelius Cornwall, and I'm here today to introduce you to:
corn
Corn is a North American serial plant. It yields large kernels on a cob.
It is also called 'maize' because of how easy it is to get lost in its incredible flavor.
Side effects of corn may include... Uh, choking, I guess.
Come on down today, and try some corn or we will sacrifice your newborn-
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'You are such a Colonel Cornelius Cornwall'
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Insert the nozzle of a canned whip cream dispenser into a woman's ass. Fill her ass with whip cream until it overflows and forms a 10 inch cream pie between the cheeks of her ass. Sprinkles optional. First timers use cherries.
Louis wouldn't eat her ass until she showed him her Cornwallis Cream Pie
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It means "Goodnight"
British/Cornish Slang
jim. I'm going to bed mate
john. alright mate
jim. see you in cornwall
john. ahh goodnight
The opposite of a Southdowns Gent. He is not cool, calm and collected. Usually much better than those PBHS and St Albans nerds at least. These boys are known for either dribbling girls or receiving rejection.
Miley: My husband is so cool, he never gets nervous or scared.
Liam: Well they do call me a Cornwall Hill Boy after all.
The school on the hill, overlooking the sea that moulds boys into men of might. It is the most prestigious secondary institution in Jamaica and is home to a number of world greats. It is often compared to a number of other mediocre institutions, but is in a class of its own at the top.
Your boyfriend has class and charisma, he must have went to Cornwall College.
A school district that has a pretty sick football team >:))
Oh yea I love the Cornwall dragons