cosmic afro

A feeling of swelling around your head during the intake of a large amount of weed. It's the feeling of having a giant afro surrounding your head, weighing you down (and even getting caught on things if you're completely wrecked).

I think my head's gonna explode. My cosmic afro's gettin' bigger 'n' bigger.

Cosmic Mates

1. Two people that truly complete each other. One cannot live without the other.
2. Jim Morrison and Pamela Courson.
3. Romeo and Juliet.
4. Zak and Jamie.

Jim Morrison and Pamela Courson are Cosmic Mates, together for eternity.

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Cosmic Harrison

That is used to describe someone who is charismatic, sexy and full of wit and charm! But also if you are a bit of a hero you can be referred to as a Cosmic Harrison!!
He is also a member of the happy spastics.

"ooh, id like to get down and dirty with that catch cosmic harrison" or " wow, i bet you are a cosmic Harrison in the bedroom!"

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Cosmic Animates

Cool Storytime animator who has a father.
(Hint: He is not subscribed the Jellymid)

Guy 1: YO!! Have you seen Cosmic Animates new video!
Guy 2: YEAH!!

Cosmic Skate

A ghetto/white trash hangout forkids under 18 in Waynesboro,pa.Lots of middle schoolers go there to dirty dance,smoke weed or make out with their bf/gf.Most of the poor popular sluts go there to meet their boyfriends or friends with benefits.its a skating rink,but nobody really goes there to skate because there is a dancefloor in the middle of the skating rink where most girls lap dance on guys or grind on them.Every girl wears slutty clothes to go there because there are lots of hot but poor guys there.Its basically just an extremely ghetto hangout.

All names are made up.
Dani C (a blonde slut):Hey girrl should i wear my wal-mart booty shorts to Cosmic Skate tonight,so my darling ben will get a boner.

Dezi G (a chesnut brown slut):yea girrl we"ll both look sexy because i'm wearing by plastic tube top thats also a crop top.

Dani C:You think i should give ben another lap dance on the dance floor today.

Dezi g:Ya,girrrl he deserves it after popping your cherry last night when we all forced him too.

Dani C:Your right Girrrrrrrrrrl,okay we better get going before my birth control wears off.

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cosmic fool

1)a person who sitcks there heads out of car windows while wearin over-large novelty jester hats.
2)me.

never fear... the cosmic foooool is here!

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Cosmic irony

The idea that a higher power such as fate, destiny, or a god controls and toys with our lives; It is 'cosmic' because of the universal, all-pervading influence of the higher power, and it is 'irony' for the perceived control of one's own life when in fact no free will exists.

Joe couldn't believe the cosmic irony that all his girlfriends left him for another woman.

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