You Could Be Mine

What you would say to girl/or guy that you like n they like you too, but you don't want to go out with them because they like rap music n you like rock music.

with your bitch slap rappin' n your cocain tongue you get nothing done.

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Could never be me

When someone is trying to deny something foul the defiantly did.

Kingston said "I didn't do that with Hockmyer, could never be me!"

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HE COULD GET IT

he is fuckable

he’s fit asf, he might be a year younger but HE COULD GET IT still

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could you fucking not

What you say when you strongly disagree with something that was said/done/is happening. Can be applied to persons, actions, pretty much anything that you want to emphasize against.

1." Hey Im gay, fuck me in ass please!" - Peter
"Could you fucking not, were in public, dumbass" -Me
2. *Eating some lit french fries*
*Peter comes and starts munching from your fries stash*
"Hey Peter, could you fucking not?" -Me
3. *Waking up at weekend to notice that its raining like motherfucker outside*

"Goddamn, could you fucking not" - Me

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I could eat

An easy way of saying "I'm not hungry, but if you're cooking/buying me food I'm up for eating it."

"Hey I'm running to McD's, you want me to grab you something??" "Yeah, I could eat."

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If penises could walk

An expression used to describe situations in which the aforementioned event could never occur, ie. something that is very, very, very, very unlikely to happen.

If penises could walk, I could get laid every night this week.

It could get like that

(It could get like that) “An event or gathering that may and will most likely get out of control”

“Man tonight is gonna be crazy. It could really get like that”

“You going to that party?”
“Yeah I heard it could get like that”