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Countdown to Destruction

A term used in conjunction with an upcoming, exciting event in which one will drink destructively; Often shortened to "Countdown", the term is usally used when one is counting down the days until he or she can simply let loose and destress/deconstruct.

Ex. It's countdown this weekend, girl!

by Jenaphur July 31, 2005

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Street Countdown

its like normal countdown but on the street made famous by I.T Crowd

Let The Street Countdown Game Begin I'll Have A Vowel I'll Have A Consonant Please

by I LOVE TOASTERS July 4, 2010

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The urinal countdown

The last ten seconds to make it to the toilet before you wet your pants.

Outta the way you lot! I’ve gotta get to the loo. I’m gonna pee my pants in about 5 seconds! I’m halfway through the urinal countdown!

by Nuphagus December 19, 2019


German Countdown

A sex move whose constituent act(s) is so denigrating, violent and unspeakable that it cannot be described using human language, mathematics or symbolic logic, even though it can still convey meaning in everyday conversation.

Hubert: "Dude, did you hear Beatrice got the German Countdown (der Deutschen KΓΌndigung)?"

Barnaby: "Yeah man, I wasn't there but I know one when I see one. It's gonna be a lot harder for her to be a sperm dumpster now that she's a comatose paraplegic."

by jinglepants69 July 8, 2011

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countdown name

Mock-ethnic name created by the apparent random jumbling and re-arranging of a random collection of consonants and vowels, as seen on every episode of the British afternoon gameshow 'Countdown'.

Person 1: What was the name of that girl you were trying to chat up last night?
Person 2: Shaniqua.
Person 1: What kind of a stupid countdown name is that?

by FSR August 6, 2010

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The Final Countdown

A trashy 80's metal song about space travel by a Swedish metal band called Europe. One can be entertained by listening to this song for hours.

Haha The Final Countdown is playing. What a crappy song.

by Karl April 5, 2005

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comment countdown

The time someone must wait until they can talk about a leaving person or persons, so that they will not hear. Usually to criticize or laugh about something involving the leaving person(s).

Waitress: I'll be right back with your order.

Comment Countdown Begins: 5... 4.... 3....

Person 1: Dude that waitress was bangin.

Person 2: Way to break the comment countdown, I think she heard you.

by tcm96 June 1, 2010

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