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Alleged safeword used between Donald and Vladimir while engaging in dominant and submissive sexual play.
Although barely audible through his gag ball, Donald yelled "Covfefe" to signal Vladimir to untie him so they could engage in water sports or pee pee play.
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Covfefe - cov-fef-fay- n. - Used to describe press lacking journalistic integrity, modern day Lugenpresse, fake news
The term covfefe originated in a tweet by US President Donald Trump, in an apparent misspelling of the word coverage.
"My coworker and I are very concerned about the baseless and slanderous covfefe being published in our local newspaper."
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That feeling you get when you are so frustrated with the Trump administration you just don't have the words anymore.
Gah! Covfefe!
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Covfefe is an acronym
Crazy
Oval Office Occupier
Violently
Fucks
Earths
Future
Ecosystem
The United States President withdrew from The Paris Agreement on climate change, a real covfefe!
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covfefe
Concerted Onslaught of Verifiably False Editorials Faulting Enemies (C.O.V.F.E.F.E.)
A Press Coup or Conspiratorial effort to publish political gossip as a factual scoop with anonymous sources vouching authenticity
A short cue to MSM to 'Cover Foreign Enemy of Foreign Enemy' which is seeding distracting for public consumption
DJT: 'despite the constant negative press covfefe' ...we are gonna build that wall if it takes a GOFUNDME Campaign
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/ku-fe-fay/
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1. a situation or entity that has failed in every way; something that has gone completely wrong.
"Electing Trump might have seemed like a good idea at the time but, unfortunately, his administration has turned into a real covfefe."
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Covfefe (noun): Physiological condition characterized by short, stumpy baby fingers that can't reach across the phone screen to hit all the keys on the on-screen keyboard. This condition often results in typographical errors while tweeting that are spread throughout the internet to great comic effect. Also known to present with orange skin.
Now I know why Trump's tweets never make sense. He's got a case of covfefe.
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