When you're hysterically crying on the phone with your friends over childhood trauma
Person 1: I just dont understand how they couldve taken away my favorite buffet place...
Person 2: please stop cracker barrel crying
An Asian Chode with huge balls. Also when an Asian Cracker Barrel is used during sex it can be called The Asian Cracker Barrel.
I heard Sarah is an Asian Cracker Barrel
code for a way of saying “i wanna die”
ex. i got an F on my test, i want cracker barrel for dinner.
A white person’s cock that is fatter than long
That man over there’s got a huge Cracker Barrel
A term to describe some of the stupid shit white people do, like over-using mayonnaise , being exactly on time for a party, or wearing boat shoes.
Did you see Becky dipping her french fries in mayonnaise? That is so cracker barrel!
Or
Chad was the first one to arrive at the party and was able to help finish setting up. He looked so Cracker Barrel in his boat shoes with no socks, kakis, and teal polo shirt.
An all-white household, usually with 4+ people taking up permanent residence.
Person A: What's your home life like?
Person B: It's a Cracker Barrel.
The sexual act of crushing crackers into a condom, then proceeding to have sex
"Hey man, I heard that Brandon gave the Arabic girl in our class a cracker barrel. What a mad lad"