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Craig- A tall, adorable yet handsome, good looking, charming, Sophisticated male with a huge dick that fits perfict, long curly hair that twists into ringletts and blue eyes that sparkle in the light.
A guy that knows what you want unless hes trying to do something romantic then he breaks down to try to get you the perfect day or gift because you mean that much to him.
Someone who puts a smile on your face. Someone who will lay there life down to save your. Do anything for. Someone that knows what they can loose if they loose you. Hes a guy that doent have to have sex with you, just hoding your hand is as good as gold. He is a great kisser and always leaves you lips with a warm tinggling sensation and your heart wanting more. He will never hurt you, he thinks the world of you and he would give you world if he could.
He will get down on both his hands and knees to ask your forgiveness if you just randomly say owch when your in his arms.
Will give you anything you want. (Damian)
Craig- Lauren, will you marry me?
Me- =o.... YES!
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Craig:
Craig is a total DICK. If you ever come upon a craig, you should vacate the area immediatly and go into the fetal position.
Jimmy: Oh no! is that a Craig? *runs away in panic to a safe corner and retreats to the fetal position.
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C.r.a.i.g
Charming.Romeo.Administering.Intense.Gratification
I Craiged that girl all night. she will never able to be satisfied by another man or women for that matter.
That guy i went out with last night was such a Craig.
Yo man Craigin aint EZ.
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a super hot version of the classic "negative nellie". except a dude with amazing eyes. who gives great piggy back rides and back rubs and protects you from mean ass goth kids. he doesn't believe in himself, but he's an awesome person deep down. i'm talking deep deep deep deep deeeeeeep down.
girl 1- dude, i need a craig right now, that goth kid just bitched at me, and we would totally go kick his ass and then craig would give me a piggy back ride.
girl 2- Y U NO MAKE SENSE
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The act of being a third wheel.
The act of ruining a moment.
"I was in the process of making out with my girlfriend, then craig showed up."
"I hate it when that guy shows up, he's always craiging.
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A gigantic masculine, testoterone filled, meat patty, beefcake. Who is really chill, but when angered has been known to turn green. Most common time for the rage to take hold is when wife screws him over and messes up his plans. He also is known to kick back and have a few beers when his bitch aint being testy.
" WOMAN DONT YOU BE TALKING BACK TO ME!!!!!!! I'LL GO CRAIG ON YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!"
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