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Dylan Crawford would be BEST friends with a girl named Taylor. She’s very hawt and soooo pretty. She will steal your hoe. So ladies watch out!! She’s also crazy and loves pps. Her catchphrase with her best friend taylor would be “my daddy’s big albino pp plant”
Dylan Crawford is adored by all bois
Boy: “Dylan is so hot, i wish she was mine”
Guy: “She was mine, but i lost her”
All the other boys: “Dylan’s are hawt”
crawford mountain is a curvy little piece of hell road on a huge ass mountain in kentucky where all the crackwhores live. the one-lane-no-guardrail road is a perfect place to live if you want to avoid the cops... at the risk of getting eaten alive by the 90ft of kudzu that wasn't there yesterday. very fun to drive on in the snow if you are suicidal!
person 1: yea, I live on crawford mountain and i woke up this morning only to find my house swolled up by kudzu, a car crashed on the roof, and a crackwhore sleeping on my bed! can i live with you?
person 2: go to hell
person 1: I live there
Ungrateful, spoiled, untalented little bitch who tried to ruin her mother's, Hollywood movie star Joan Crawford, reputation by writing a libelous book claiming Joan abused her. Mommie Dearest and wire hangers will be a footnote to the wonderful career of Joan Crawford because of this jealous, bitter creature. People are finally starting to see through her & her motives after all these years. She was envious of her mother and took it out on her in death.
"I hate my mom. She buys me everything I want!"
"Stop acting like a Christina Crawford. That doesn't look good on anybody."
Crawford county is a small piece of shit town full of white and black people that are full of shit and think they’re the biggest and baddest. Both white and black people act like niggers and everybody has juuls. Everyone is also fake and hoes that like to yell at every one and go back to they ex a million times
You act like your from Crawford county
An absolute whore. She will reveal herself, drink a lot and seduce men with her wily, womanly ways. She will enjoy sexual contact with any males such as blow jobs, anal and masturbation.
"Who was that girl on your dick?"
"Emma Crawford"
"Not surprising, she's been on everybody.
Crawford University can be defined as a school built, furnished and set up for the purpose of frustrating and depressing your life with rules that can make your life a living hell
Wow you look so crawfordy
Look at you all crawfordised
You attend Crawford University?...ohhhh
When someone keeps posting and poking the bear on thread and then delete posts.
Every time he posts a minute later they’re gone. He’s Bert Crawfording you.”