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Instead of calling black people colored people you can use the slang term "crayons". When in groups you use
"box of crayons".
That crayons/box of crayons just asked me for a forty.
That box of crayons/box of crayons up to somthin.
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when you wipe your ass and the shit wont wipe away
Tavi was in the bathroom for an hour because she kept crayoning.
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The morning after a long night of drinking and associated bar food consumption, the inevitable happens. In the toilet it lays.. up to 10 inches long and at a consistency that when flushed makes its mark in the bowl in a swirly fashion. Usually these are a shade of gravy brown but can also be hot wing Orange to Whiskey sour Yellow.
Uhhh.. See your local bar restroom. Find crayon.
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No matter how much you wipe your arse after a poo, you continue to get a mark on the paper as though there is a brown crayon stuck up your bum.
Dude, what took so long?
Crayon poo.
aaah yes
when, durning the act of pooping the turd breaks off, resulting in repeated uncomfortable wiping.
"Dude, I was taking the biggest shit and it busted in half, leaving me with a broken crayon"
When a person or part of it is dragged on a rough surface hard enough to cause excoriation or abrasion of the skin and/or flesh, leaving a "trail of meat" behind, like a crayon.
He turned into a meat crayon after he fell from the skate.