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When you and your bro are double teaming a girl and one of you jizzes on her stomach while the other belly shots that shit
Bro, did you here that Calvin and Peter did a danish creamer on that weird chick Sarah?
A male that chronically masturbates. Usually unemployed, lives at home and what little income he has is spent on porn.
Jon is a hand creamer. Can’t believe his mom doesn’t boot him out.
Online porn has turned me into a hand creamer.
People who engage in sexual intercourse whilst at or eating Taco Bell food items.
Similar to being a part of the Mile High Club.
Sentence: "Eating all of those tacos reminds me of when Rebecca and I had sex in Taco Bell, then joined the Sour Creamers."
A guy who is extremely good looking and makes women cream their panties.
Wow, did you see that Panty Creamer that just walked by?
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When you insert a cadbury cream egg into a females vagina, punch it as hard as you can, and eat her out, consuming the melted chocolate and gooey sugary filling within
Erica was severly bruised after I gave her a cadbury creamer, but she loved when I licked the remains out of her.
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Adding Baileys or Carolans to your coffee on non-work mornings.
We are almost out of weekend creamer and it’s only Saturday.
When your balls are all swollen and aching from edging or lack of sex.
Rachel is a cock tease. She dry humped me on the couch all night then left me with the worst purple creamers. I had to rub out a rope.
I spent all afternoon watching granny porn and edged myself to the most painful purple creamers. But the old lady sucked me off when she got home. About blew the back of her head off with that nut.