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The act of napping after fapping
When i get home i gonna take a creamy nap
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When the shampoo or conditioner bottle that is shared by two people is ejaculated in by one of the two and then used by the unsuspecting other party. Hence "Destiny"
Kyle is still wondering why the "Creamy Destiny" left his hair so full of body.
When two or more dudes have ejaculated inside the same girl, consecutively and with no protection, they transcend eskimo brother (eskibro) status and become creamy cousins, or creamousins.
"Dude, you took that girl home after I creamed her in the bathroom!"
"Lol, yeah man, we're creamy cousins now! hahahahahhaahah."
When a girl's vagina becomes so wet that it begins to create a more concentrated, thicker lubricant that tends to be white-ish in color. ***note: not all girls are capable of producing cream.***
Guy: we should have sex, you wet yet?
Girl: he'll yeah! I have a creamy pussy already!
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When a girl dumps ice cream or a milkshake in your balls and proceeds to lick it off
Last night I gave him a creamy crystal.
A man who lives to toss salad and/or get his salad tossed.
Joe: Hey Rob, let me munch down on your poopchute!
Rob: Thats the third time you've asked me that today you douchenozzle.
Joe: Nuh uh, its the first time.
Rob: Just shut your face you sick Creamy Man!
When a male has sexual intercourse with a ginger haired female and cums on her ‘fire crotch’ to put out the ‘fire’
Hey bro i gave that ginger the other day a juicy Creamy campfire