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A person who talks a lot of shit but is too lame to back it up
That's some cripple talk right there- all bark and no bite
When you are too deperessed for your body to function normally.
Ian Carter: I have crippling depression
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after cumming for the third straight time one's legs get so weak they become temporarily crippled
After my girlfriend mad me cum for the third time when I tried to get out of bed I couldn't stand up because I was cum crippled.
When civil engineers and city planners talk about "traffic calming" they're really talking about "traffic crippling." Traffic crippling takes a flow of traffic. Rather than help motorists get from A-to-B as quickly as possible and leave the flow of traffic, they instead cripple the flow of traffic and frustrate motorists into
using alternative travel means (e.g. a bus). Traffic cripplers encourage air pollution by extending the period of any trip and raising the amount of pollutants created by any one motorist.
They did some traffic crippling. Now only bikes can go down this road.
Someone who regularly wears all blue and has the inability to walk like a normal person
Person 1: Hey look, Will is limping and he is wearing all blue.
Person 2: Well that dumbass is a Crippled Smurf
A fat person who rides a scooter, whose only disability is eating too many cheeseburgers
Woah there's a cripple-potamous after me, better lure it away with some doritos
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The shriveled up grape found among a bunch of normal grapes.
Oh man, I can't believe he just ate the cripple grape! I bet he's going to be sick later.