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Cristiano Ronaldo

a great footballer. i am a girl, and i realize how good looking he is, but i truly think he is a football genius. honestly, have you seen his footwork? he may not be on his top game right now but that's probably because of personal reasons - namely his child that was just born. he is a great portuguese football player with immense talent. he moved from madiera to lisbon to play on sporting cp when he was eleven years old, and was sold to manchester united when he was 16. recently, he became the most expensive footballer in the world, when he was sold to real madrid cf. he is now 25 years old.

Cristiano Ronaldo has ridiculous skill!

by xixirinha July 8, 2010

38πŸ‘ 65πŸ‘Ž


Cristiano Ronaldo

a stupid footballer known for going to some dubass saudi team cause he got benched in not only mnu, but also in portugal LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
a man who also made the drastic meme known as suiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, or as IshowSpeed says,
"Cristiano Ronaldo, SEWEY!" he is now a rival of messi

person1:Cristiano Ronaldo is the best
person2:No he isn't lol also you are such a nazi im gonna go make a hate speech on you in the defenition

by borisjohnsonisatorytwat January 29, 2023

6πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Cristiano Ronaldo

Lord of Penalties.Also referred to as Penaldo/Pendu.He’s known for being the second best player in the world and his stupid fans.

-Hey look Cristiano Ronaldo scored a pen
-PENALDO PENALDO

by whoasked April 1, 2021

4πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Cristiano Ronaldo

The Best Virginity stealer in the world

Damn you just got cristiano ronaldo ed

by ThesuCCulentPrawn February 5, 2018

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


ronaldo cristiano

Some backward word that is awesome to smart people.

Ronaldo Cristiano is totally not a name

by Some stuffies September 21, 2020

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Cristiano Ronaldo Suiiii

A phase commonly used by soccer kids aged 8 to 12 with anger issues. I wouldn't recommend using it unless you want your ego to become non existent. Worst case scenario you'll turn into daboyz and turn into and Andrew Tate stan when you get older. Andrew Tate stans are basically the suiiii kids grown up but they didn't really grow up.

Pls only say this as a joke or else YOU WILL BE A πŸ¦† JOKE.

*Crusty musty dusty non existent rizz no bitches where's your father figure pre teen playing soccer* *Scores a goal and jumps into the air* ”CRISTIANO RONALDO SUIIIIIII"

by November 6, 2023

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


cristiano ronaldo

better than eden hazard

why real madrid cf never won a ucl after 2018?
- cristiano ronaldo left

by idkwhattosaylmao September 15, 2021

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