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The short girl who wants kinky sex on the first date. Will fight u if u don’t like her friends but fuck u after.
Jaden: “I like it dirty Cristina style”
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The inevitable and recurring pattern of a female guest falling into a deep, sleep induced coma on the couch of her male host. Much to the males frustration and chagrin, this can occur unexpectedly in a number of situations. The guest could for instance choose to pull a Cristina in the middle of a kiss or more traditionally in the midst of a girly sitcom marathon.
Guy 1: Hey how did things go with that girl last night?
Guy 2: I just don't get it man.. Things seemed to be going great then out of nowhere she started pulling a Cristina
hot sexy girl who makes u stiff as wood an has big tits
man cristina c is smoinking
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cristina is derek’s nigga and she is the only g and trevor is unlucky asf and stupid as shit to not notice is
cristina makes trevor die since she is only derek’s nigga
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Is the most pretty girl in the world, she is so athlete and also she is very good in volleyball. All the people want to be like her because is so beautiful and kind with others, she always like to help others that need it. She is the best girl in the world. Also she like that her friends tell her "Cristy" she don't like that they tell her "Cris"
BRO...I will like to be such as Cristina Maseda
Crsitina has no heart or feelings, she's socially awkward. Is the biggest nerd, loves to laugh and loves dogs, and loves to eat food... then complains on how much she ate. the bestest friend you could ever have... and the most awkward.
you: "Cristina, you're ugly!"
cristina sanchez: "Yeah?! well, your mom!"