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Cronked on Gronk

An expression typical sailors where one is completely intoxicated by rum to the point where one is constantly vomiting and fumbling with there movements.

"Hey guys; i'm totally cronked on gronk and vomiting everywhere and can't control my movements.

by Lord Garbage March 25, 2018

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Cronking Yah Gonk

Southern Illinois slang for masturbating using the hand of a woman you slaughtered.
Corpse must be old enough for necrosis to set in.

Otherwise it is Glorking Yerh Hork.

Hey jordy I Cronked my Gonk yesterday!
John are you fucking serious? John you know you can't be Cronking Yah Gonk round here, that's illegal!

by fliip3 May 18, 2022

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Cronk Drops

A female participant in the Act of Cronk Dangling falling to her death due to clumsyness or weakness of male partner.

"Shit I didn't mean for it to Become Cronk Drops"

by Professor Wow December 8, 2006


Cronk-Parroting

Someone, usually a member of senior management, who takes it upon themselves to impart detailed knowledge about various facets of SQL Server ( DB performance analysis, query costs, table optimisation and index creation) which all parties to the conversation know for certain that they have obtained from and are repeating the wisdom of, a proper SQL developer.

Robert spent rather too long on the call Cronk-Parroting the optimisations required to bring speed and inner peace to the users' lives.

by IT Dude 2 January 31, 2023


Logan Cronk

A strange wierdo who shouldn't have been born.

Logan Cronk is a sad person.

by BigLolNoob November 9, 2020


Cronk

A term that is the upmost offensive term out there. The use off such a word will get you shunned off by your friends, and either forgotten, or despised.

One could just say, "Cronk." As it is most sufficiently used when by it's self.

by Granduncle Ted March 28, 2022


Cronk

Raunchy cute

His new haircut is totally cronk!

by mladdi the baddie January 8, 2022