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When a man straddles your lap, forwards and shirtless.
Mate I had to chin this geeza last night, he nearly caught me off guard with a dutch crouch.
The female version of teabagging
This dude's been camping behind a rock for like 15 minutes, bouta take him out and coochie crouch on his ass.
The act of a girl t-bagging you
she's crouch-kissing you
Pus filled pubic hair follicles.
Teacher, may I be excused. My crouch knots are flaring up. One is starting to swell.
The female word for tea bagging. Friends came up with it while playing Halo reach with a girl, Girls can't teabag, so if a girl were to teabag, it would thus be called Pouch crouching, aka the pouch crouch.
I'm playing halo reach with some friends, and a girl is on our team, and all of a sudden someone says "Damn shes teabagging." you correct them and say, "No, She's pouch crouch.:
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when hair from your head gets stuck in your butt crack/vagina after a shower.
Ashley's crouching sally was stuck in her pants all morning until she pulled it out later.
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