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Circular savoury bread snack 7.5 metres in diameter. As they are too large to fit in most toasters or be eaten in one sitting, the scaled down 'crumpet' is far more popular today.
Since the divorce Christmas dinner has meant munching 2 buttered crumpets in solitude. I miss the years that me and the family would share a full sized crump.
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To eat while on the crapping on the toilet.
The best crump is when a fried chicken drumstick is involved.
Take a crump
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An extremely difficult form of dancing which requires much skill. It was pioneered by a small group of people in west allis. They formed two teams and still frequently have battles to this day. Team one consists of Morgan, Courtney, and Tori. Team two consits of Nick, Joel, and Terry. They have often been seen wearing tye-dyed crump or die t-shirts.
Damnnnn, look at them crump. I wish I was as fly as them!
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Jerking Off in a public place.
Pee Wee Herman was arrested for Crumping in a movie theater.
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Defined by some, at New England boarding schools and colleges, as a solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels. In other words, a nice, solid, non-diarrhea shit. It is a verb only and not a noun. The term can only be used to describe the action of pooping a solid poop.
I'm going to crump. I just crumped.
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A English whore, such as in londen.
Hey chaps lets go fetch us some crumpets! Jolly good!
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